Sunday, April 10, 2011

Intro to Sky Mall Stupidity and Pickle Flavored Floss

You know we've all been thinking it: Why the heck would anyone buy this junk?? Sky Mall is filled with some of the most stupid stuff on the face of this planet. So what I'm going to do is go through Sky Mall (online) and share some of the funniest stuff with you. Hope you get a laugh out of this!

floss

Our first item looks like it belongs in a joke store: Pickle, Salad, and Cupcake flavored floss. Now the cupcake one I get: you get a flavor of floss that's sweet enough that your kids actually want to use it. But Pickle?? Ew. That's exactly the type of floss I want! After brushing my teeth with mint toothpaste, I can make my mouth disgusting by using Pickle Floss! Yay! (Also available in Salad flavor.) The description on Sky Mall says it would be "tasteful additions to holiday stockings." Yeah, sure. Every little kid's dream. (" Ooh, look, Mom! Santa gave me floss! And it tastes like SALAD!!!") If you would like to buy this item as a joke, go to Pickle/Salad/Cupcake Floss . (Or if you are pregnant and reeeeeeeeally want to have some pickle floss.)


Until Next Week,
Gleamed Winter

1 comment:

  1. This would make flossing more enjoyable! HAHA! Pickle floss? I wonder how that would go after brushing. =)

    -Eddie Storms

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